yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
