Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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