How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Man, jail baloney is awful.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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