If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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