Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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