I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
