Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
