Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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