you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she peed on how many people?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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