Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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