I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My balls are so social today.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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