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its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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