I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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