i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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