sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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