I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
