is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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