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say what?
wanna hang out?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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