Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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