Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
