no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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