when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I need water and some morals
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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