maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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