"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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