now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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