What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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