Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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