Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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