one word: firstdatebathroomanal
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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