I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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