So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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