I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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