It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think I sprained my soul last night
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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