Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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