Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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