if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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