She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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