Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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