I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
