handjob tips. give me some.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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