He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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