Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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