Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
