im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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