we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
They are going to name an STD after you.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
