I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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