Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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