I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
