people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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