i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The air was thick with penises
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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