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Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
